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If You Blow Chunks And She Comes Back, She's Yours.
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If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours.
If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.
-- Wayne
Related:
She thinks she loves you.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.
If it doesn't come back, it never was yours in the first place. -- Proverb...
She loves you.
You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for dessert.
The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork....
Never tell a woman that you didn't realize she was pregnant unless you're certain that she is.
-- Dave Barry...
She can't take much more, she's gonna BLOW! -- Scotty
Tell a female she's thin and she's yours for life. -- Anne Bernay