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• A meeting lasts at least one and a half hours, however short the agenda. -- Denys Parso
• A place you want to get to is always just off the edge of the map you happen to have handy.
  -- Denys Parso...
• Pope's Law: Chipped dishes never break.
• Chipped dishes never break. -- Pope's Law
• A piece of electronic equipment is housed in a beautifully designed cabinet, and at the side or on top is a little box containing the components which the designer forgot to make room for.
  -- Denys Parso...
• Caffidget: To break up an emptied Styrofoam cup into 100s of pieces.
• If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it? -- Alan Parsons Projec
• I just came back from Wal-mart. One of the gift items they had were these nice globes of the earth.
  I noted that they had painted Germany as one country already, but the Baltics, and of course, the Ukraine, were still painted as part of USSR....
• You are cordially invited to dinner with the P.M... $200 a plate!