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• Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
• Make love when you can, it's good for you. -- Kurt Vonnegu
• Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
• All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
  -- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr....
• Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it.
  If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information....
• Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
• Homer: You don't quit your job because you don't like it, you just go in and do it really half-assed.
  Episode: Don't remember, do you?...
• We are what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.