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  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
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• Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. Kurt Vonnegut, autho
• When I say the magic word to all these people, they will vanish forever.
  I will then say the magic words to you, and you, too, will vanish -- never to be seen again....
• All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
  -- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr....
• Love may fail, but courtesy will prevail. -- A Kurt Vonnegut fa
• Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it.
  If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information....