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• Patry's Law: If you know something can go wrong, and take due precaution to prevent it, something else will go wrong.
• June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
• Responsibility: Everyone says that having power is a great responsibility.
  This is a lot of bunk. Responsibility is when someone can blame you if something goes wrong....
• Funny, everyone who agrees with me sounds so sensible.
• Yuppie going into Mo's Bar: This place isn't a Faux-Dive
  his places is a dive! Episode: Homer in the all-you-can-eat restaura...
• Death is Nature's way of telling you something's wrong.
• Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you don't like. -- Udall's Fourth Law
• Udall's Fourth Law: Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you don't like.
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...