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If You Can Pick It Up Or Drink It In One Sitting, Take It. -- James Srode
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If you can pick it up or drink it in one sitting, take it.
-- James Srodes
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? -- Pick up line
Hey baby...can you suck start a Harley? -- Pick up line
I hate singles bars. Guys come up to me and say, "Hey, cupcake, can I buy you a drink?
I say, "No, but I'll take the three bucks." -- Margaret Smith...
Hi there I'm interested in having breakfast with you. Can I call you or nudge you? -- Pick up line
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Beer.
My I.P.D. can pick up Radio Windy.
When you go to a beer, <hic> you can always pick up a bar <hic>.
When you got to a bar, you can pick up a beer. -- Women vs. Bee
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.