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• Dr. Green: You know what's really good here, the lobster.
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• The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that you can become.
  -- Harold Taylo...
• You look at your needs, at your competitors, at what you can afford, and you cut your cloth accordingly.
  -- Ian Ross, AT&T Bell Laboratorie...
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• If you think this is funny, look in a mirror.
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