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• Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey. -- "Pappy" Maverick (in Maverick)
• If you can't lick 'em, join 'em. American Proverb
• You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em.
• If the boys wanna fight you'd better let 'em.
• I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates should be their phone number.
  So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get the hell out of the way....
• War: fight 'em, whip 'em, feed 'em and finance 'em.
• Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
  [chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...
• If you can't beat em', mod em'.