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• Dear Ms. Postnews: I couldn't get mail through to somebody on another site.
  What should I do? -- Eager Beaver Dear Eage...
• I don't like the idea that people can call you in your car.
  I think there's news you shouldn't get at sixty miles per hour....
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
• You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em.
• You tell 'em Operator, You've got their number.
• Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
  You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
• You tell 'em Moon, You're out all night.
• Paster Crosstalk: What items are specifically mentioned by GOD as being unclean?
  Now did you know... preying birds... praying mantises....
• You tell 'em Skyscraper, You have more than one story.