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• You can always get a job in international affairs because 90% of everything happens in a foreign country.
  -- Steve Connelly...
• If you get somebody to give you a dollar, they'll vote for you for the rest of their lives.
  -- Hugh Parmer, Democratic candidate for the 1990 U.S. Senate, from Texa...
• You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
• How untasteful can you get?
• SLACK: Get it while you can.
• If at first you don't succeed, get a job with Microsoft. -- Gareth Barnard
• If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. -- Slous' Contentio