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If You Get Somebody To Give You A Dollar, They'll Vote For You For The Rest Of Their Lives.
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If you get somebody to give you a dollar, they'll vote for you for the rest
of their lives.
-- Hugh Parmer, Democratic candidate for the 1990 U.S. Senate, from Texas
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