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• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
  [cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....
• We have two cats. They're my wife's cats, Mischa and Alex.
  You can tell a woman names a cat like this. Women always have sensitive name...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you can remember your ethernet hardware address.
• One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. -- Larry Gelba
• Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
  Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...
• He can remember the night he lost his innocence in the back seat of the family car.
  It would have been even more memorable if he hadn't been alone. -- Red Butto...
• If you can remember the 60's you weren't there.