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If You Can't Run With The Big Dogs, Stay On The Porch!
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If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!
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You can't run with the big dogs if you're peeing with the puppies.
You may be redneck... if you have more than twelve dogs under your porch.
You may be redneck... if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster. -- Lewis Carroll...
Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?
Just a big bag of blood. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
For the rest of your life you must run, Your day in the sun is done, You're a LIBERAL.
.. Run, liberal, run! ... Big government was your creed...
Big cats can kill you!