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  If you want a bill to move quickly, committee hearings, the rules committee, and legislative procedures appear to be roadblocks to democracy....
• Herb: [rolls a 3] Ventnor Avenue. Lisa: And while on Ventnor Avenue, you'll be staying at the fabulous Hotel Lisa.
  A valet will be around shortly to park your thimble....
• Flextime: Starting a 10+ hour day up to an hour early (on a regular, scheduled basis with the approval of an immediate supervisor).
  -- A Ferranti International Controls voluntee...
• Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he found a substitute for cocaine
  "You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils as far as they will go....
• Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he found a substitute for cocaine
  You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils as far as they will go....
• We now return you to your regular programming...
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.