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• Lisa: Why didn't you write, Unckie Herb? Herb: Hey, if I wrote to you, what was I supposed to say?
  Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your pop?...
• Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
  -- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
  -- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I'm rich again! U-S-A! U-S-A! -- Herb's success with the translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
  Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....
• Herb: Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the face!
  Homer: Well, while you're a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?...
• I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them Japanese names.
  -- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Ned: [answering the door] Yes? Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house.
  Ned: Oh, that's where you're wrong, friend. -- Herb pays a visit, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...