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• When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend.
  "Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle! I'm strapped for cash and I haven't the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!...
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold
• When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?
  here is no answer to be made. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap....
• You have a truly strong individuality. Which is why you can never get along with others.
• You have the Pyrrhic dance as yet, Where is the Pyrrhic phalanx gone?
  Of two such lessons, why forget The nobler and the manlier one?...
• Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Tomorrow is a promissory note.
  Today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. -- Kay Lyo...
• Once you have surgery and get the bill for it, you will automatically have a new and deeper appreciation of why it is that the doctor wears a mask when doing it!
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....