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• If you wanna complain about my attitude dial 1 (800) EAT-SH*T.
• Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
• Shit Happens' according to... Bush: Read my lip
  o more shit! Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
• Want to call Geraldo Rivera. He has an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-TRASH-TV
• Want to speak with Fawn Hall or Ollie North? They have an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-WE SHRED