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• If you don't like lawyers, the next time you're arrested hire a comedia
• Troi: "Oh, and the next time you call me 'aristocratic'..." -- "The Loss", Stardate unknow
• Move to California - The police treat you like a "King
• I don't want to sound like a pessimist, but it has come to my attention that if you call for a Pizza right after you called the police because your house was robbed
  he Domino Truck will get there first!...
• Don't get too ecstatic, we all know what's going to happen next.
  This so-called trial is rigged, just like wrestling and boxing....
• If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with your Bic.
• If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to say they had a nice time.
  Now you'll be be expected to throw another party next year....
• If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to say they had a nice time.
  Now you'll be be expected to throw another party next year....