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• Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages.
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will get you through life.
  Number one, `Cover for me.' Number two, `Oh, good idea, boss....
• A pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard.
  One of the men gets out and goes into the office....
• A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going by, the longest procession he's ever seen.
  It seems to consist of the hearse, followed by a man with a Doberman on a leash, followed by several hundred other men....
• First they went after the Communists, and I did not stand up, because I was not a Communist.
  Then they went after the homosexuals and infirm, and I did not stand up, because I was neither....
• Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to the peculiar rather than the humorous .
  .. After [an incomprehensible film montage about wind and sun and rain and strip mines and] two or three minutes of mechanical confusion, the seats locomote through a short tunnel filled with clock-work dinosaurs....