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• I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
  Number 1: [whispers] Cover for me. Number 2...
• Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
  -- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
  -- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Goodbye, Maggie. Stay as sweet as you are. Goodbye, Lisa.
  I know you'll make me proud. Goodbye, Bart. ... I like your sheets....
• Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
  Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. [waves across the street to Homer] Hiya neighbor!...
• Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
  Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec....
• Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television.
  We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive....
• Homer: Marge, get back in bed. Marge: [on the floor] No, I'm just fine right here.
  Homer: What's wrong? I just want to snuggle. Marge...
• Marge: I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer.
  It's called, `To a Husband'. Homer: Okay, okay....