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If You Get There, Play Your Numbers. -- MA Driving #5
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If you get there, play your numbers.
-- MA Driving #5
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Everything is under construction. -- MA Driving #2
Suicide Alley is the better of the roads. -- MA Driving #6
Think of everyone as a idiot. -- MA Driving #1
Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet, worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning with sulfur.
You'll be tormented day and night for ever and ever....
Driving makes you stupid; the more you drive, the stupider you get.
Don't attempt to find order in road system. -- MA Driving #4
Wear burn suit and helmet on Mass. Pike. -- MA Driving #3
Make love to every woman you meet; if you get 5 per cent on your outlay, it's a good investment.