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• If you get there, play your numbers. -- MA Driving #5
• First you go out and buy a stick--it's called a baton--about this long.
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• Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff
  all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility....
• I've been called an evil genius by cities of assholes.
  .. but I know who these people are! And they're on my list! -- Robert Crumb...
• It's fun to harm people while they play twister.
• Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time for play?