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• You scream then you leap.
• Moe: Those girls you paid to scream are doing a great job.
  Nigel: _I_ didn't pay any girls to scream. Moe: Huh?...
• Well, you got your mules and you got your racehorses, and you can kick a mule in the ass all you want, and he's still not gonna be a racehorse.
  -- Billy Martin, "Esquire", May 1984...
• You may be right, I may be crazy, But maybe it's a lunatic you're looking for? -- Billy Joel
• As soon as you have chosen a subject for a film, you have already made a success or a failure.
  -- Billy Wilde...
• You never learned anything by doing it right.
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• We have ways to make you scream. -- Intel advertisement, in the June 1989 Doctor Dobbs Journal