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• When going on vacation, be sure to leave cans of dog food and a can opener where your dog can easily reach them.
• polyurine (paw-lee-yer-in) n.: liquid found in the bottom of kitchen garbage can whenever the bag is removed.
• You may be redneck... if you paint your car with cans of spray paint.
• Beware of the "Black Swan" fallacy. Deductive logic is tautological
  here is no way to get a new truth out of it, and it manipulates false statements as readily as true ones....
• Grits: food or mortar mix, only you can decide...
• If at first you don't succeed, hide your astonishment.
• If you want to hide your face, walk naked.
• Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving System Dynamics Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
  (Old worms never die, they just worm their way into larger cans)....