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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
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• Through the travail of ages Midst the pomp and toil of war Have I fought and strove and perished Countless times under the star.
  As though through a glass and darkly The age old strife I see Where I fought in many guises, many names But always me....