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If You Lie To The Compiler, It Will Get Its Revenge.
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If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge. -- Henry Spencer
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Quote #76 If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge. - Henry Spence
Quote #467 Well, both speed and reproducibility are important in a compiler, just like sexuality and reliability are both important in a spouse.
The speed of a compiler and the sexuality in a spouse get you interested, but the reproducibility and reliability are what convince you to keep them....
Quote #380 Never check for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
-- (Henry Spencer?)...
With features like these, who needs bugs? -- Henry Spence
MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
If you lie to the computer, it will get you in the end.
A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flaming." -- Henry Spencer, henry@zoo.toronto.edu
Mir" means "peace", as in "the war is over; we've won". -- Henry Spence
MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence