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• If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised.
  Wait a minute! I thought WE won!" -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• We make war that we may live in peace. -- Aristotle
• No one would be foolish enough to choose war over peace--in peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons.
  -- Croesus of Lydia...
• Why not try peace? If we find war is better, it will not be difficult to fight agai
• To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace.
  -- George Washington (1732-1799)...
• The train jolted to a halt, a woman asked what was the matter.
  "We`ve hit a cow, madam." "Was it on the tracks ?" "NO, we had to chase it over a field....
• With features like these, who needs bugs? -- Henry Spence
• MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
• I'm starting a war for peace!