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If You Like Congress, You'll *love* Bill Clinton!
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If you like Congress, you'll *love* Bill Clinton!
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You can't tell Bill Clinton anything. He has a soundproof head.
You just can't promise something like that just to get elected if you know there's a good chance that circumstances may overtake you.
-- Bill Clinton, East Lansing MI debate, Mon Oct 19 1992...
Making deals with Congress is like paying cannibals to eat you last.
I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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Would you like some syrup with that WAFFLE Mr. Clinton?
At least Bill Clinton knows what George Washington looked like.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. -- Bill Cosby
We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
Bill Clinton: Pathological liar?