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You Just Can't Promise Something Like That Just To Get Elected If You Know There's A Good Chance That Circumstances May Overtake You.
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You just can't promise something like that just to get elected if you
know there's a good chance that circumstances may overtake you.
-- Bill Clinton, East Lansing MI debate, Mon Oct 19 1992
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