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• They say give your money to God, but they give you THEIR address.
• Never try to make anyone like you: you know, and God knows, that one of you is enough.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
• God gave you that gifted tongue of yours, and set it between your teeth, to make known your true meaning to us, not be rattled like a muffin man's bell.
  -- Carlyle...
• Rome Tonight: Hey, watch out, when sharing your spaghetti, you can get the plague by sharing a noodle.
• Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money to spend.
  You are not using it for the benefit of others, so you will pay for your selfishness....
• Computers can give you the mnemonic plague.
• Money is like a sixth sense -- and you can't make use of the other five without it.
  -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)...
• Another person's secret is like another person's money
  you are not as careful with it as you are with your own. -- E.W. Howe...
• If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
  -- Will Roge...