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• If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
  -- The Best of Will Roge...
• Make money, money, honestly if you can; if not, by any means at all, make money.
  -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC...
• Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man: (1) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
  (2) Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves....
• You may be redneck... if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
• Any government, like a family, can for a year spend more than it earns.
  But you and I know that a continuance of that habit means the poorhouse. -- Franklin D. Roosevel...
• Our government is difficult. If you save money, you pay taxes on it.
  If you spend money, you pay taxes on it. If you don't have any saved or don't spend any, than the government gives you some....
• How can you afford something like this, Ned? I mean, I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $
  27 a week more than I do. -- Homer, "Call of the Simpso...
• Drink wet cement and you get really stoned.
• Can you trust a government that subsidizes tobacco and tries to ban vitamins to make intelligent choices about your health care?