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• If you meet The Buddha on the Net, flame him.
• If you meet Buddha on the road, kill him! -- Sheldon Kopp
• Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. -- Robert Firth
• Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind
  it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate - and quickly....
• When you meet a master swordsman, show him your sword.
  When you meet a man who is not a poet, do not show him your poem....