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If You Meet Buddha On The Road, Kill Him! -- Sheldon Kopp
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If you meet Buddha on the road, kill him!
-- Sheldon Kopp
Related:
If you meet the Buddha on the net, put him in your kill file. -- Robert Firth
If you meet The Buddha on the Net, flame him.
You Kill It, We Grill It" -- Road Kill Cafe
Wheels" Pierre -- Road Kill Cafe - MEET OUR CHEF
Where the Elite Meet to Eat Street Meat" -- Road Kill Cafe
You Trash It, We Hash It" -- Road Kill Cafe
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back.
The more you run over road kill, the flatter it gets.
Now's the time to have some big ideas Now's the time to make some firm decisions We saw the Buddha in a bar down south Talking politics and nuclear fission We see him and he's all washed up -- Moving on into the body of a beetle Getting ready for a long long crawl He ain't nothing -- he ain't nothing at all.
.. Death and Money make their point once more In the shape of Philosophical assassins Mark and Danny take the bus uptown Deadly angels for reality and passion Have the courage of the here and now Don't taking nothing from the half-baked buddhas When you think you got it paid in full You got nothing -- you got nothing at all....