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• The morn, look you, furthers a man on his road, and furthers him too in his work.
  -- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- Works and Days, Line 579...
• This is Cal dog and his Worthington Spot on drugs.
• Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL.
• Pascal is like C with a mother watching you...
• Never refer to any part of his body below his waist as "cute" or "little
  never expect him to do anything about birth control...
• You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him.
  -- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy...
• PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
• At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients.
  The doctor tells the intern "This man in 305 is going to die in six months....