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• Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
  But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestei...
• I wouldn't shoot him if I were you. It will just make him mad.
• Wishing you and yours a safe and happy holiday season. -- John "Mad Dog" Matzka
• Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woma
  only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. -- Robertson Davie...
• Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way.
  Cars, too! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• If you Pascal on the road, go C him and his dog Spot.
• To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad. -- Oliver Wendell Holme
• Man bites mad dog feminizt, film at eleven.
• I'm fine. -- John 'Mad Dog' Matzka