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  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)...
• There are people who stictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation.
  They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it....
• Strange, because they are so frankly and hysterically insane -- like all dream
  a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad one...
• Keyes Rules of Misquotation Axiom 1. Any quotation that can be altered will be.
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• King Arthur and his armored goons of the Round Table functioned as the Politburo of a slave state
  Camelot. Of all who have written on the Matter of Arthur, from Malory to White, only Mark Twain understood this....
• Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
  -- George Washington Carve...
• Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. -- Mark Twai
• Mark Twain had it right, of course.
• I had never been too political, but I knew how white people treated black people and it was hard for me to come back to the bullshit white people put a black person through in this country.
  To realize you don't have any power to make things different is a bitch. -- Miles Davi...