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Let Us Endeavour To Live That When We Come To Die Even The Undertaker Will Be Sorry.
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Let us endeavour to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will
be sorry.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)
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