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• Man never fastened one end of a chain around the neck of his brother, that God's own hand did not fasten around the neck of the oppressor.
  -- Lamartine...
• Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
• You're at the office, behind your desk, bored, bent, broken.
  It's a beautiful day outside. You want to go hiking....
• The chain of habit coils itself around the heart like a serpent, to gnaw and stifle it. -- Hazli
• Tie a yellow ribbon around Jane Fonda's neck..
• Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.
  Run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened....