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Man Never Fastened One End Of A Chain Around The Neck Of His Brother, That God's Own Hand Did Not Fasten Around The Neck Of The Oppressor.
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Man never fastened one end of a chain around the neck of his brother,
that God's own hand did not fasten around the neck of the oppressor.
-- Lamartine
Related:
If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end fastens itself around your own.
-- Emerso...
Burns: Make yourselves at home. Bart: Hear that Dad?
You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself....
Tie a yellow ribbon around Jane Fonda's neck..
Tie? You want me to wear a *tie*? Listen: There's only one time in a man's life when he should have a rope knotted around his neck, and that time ain't yet come for me.
-- Canada Bill Jone...
Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
His legs should be as good as new in a few months, but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout....
Did you hear about the practical young miss who bought a negligee with fur around the hemline to keep her neck warm.
Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
Every new debt is yet another strand in the noose around your neck. -- Confucius Say