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• Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy: If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage.
  If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage....
• May you inherit a barrel of wine and a bladder without a hole.
• If you visit an American City, You will find it very pretty.
  Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air....
• Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
• I've got to hand it to the Venetians, though. I can't tell you how impressed I was with that city.
  Nowhere else in the world can you find a flood area bringing in so much tourist gold....
• They might find me interesting. Baldrick, I find the General Northern and Metropolitan sewage system interesting
  but that doesn't mean that I want to put on some rubber gloves and pull things out with a pair of tweezers....
• hough his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage from beginning to end.
  -- Vernor Vinge, The Peace Wa...
• hough his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage from beginning to end.
  -- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace Wa...
• You don't have to wine and dine beer. -- Women vs. Bee