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• Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
  ..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....
• Tally-ho, yippety-dip, and zing zang spillip. Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?
  Permission to speak. ............... Answer the General, Baldrick....
• I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
  ...Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir? No..
  .I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Alright, Baldrick. Let's try again. This is called 'Adding'.
  If I have two beans, and I add _two more_ beans, what do I have?...
• I mean, look at this. What is it? I'm surprised you've forgotten, my lord.
  I haven't forgotten. It's a rhetorical question. ....
• You look smart, Mr Blackadder. Going somewhere nice?
  No. I'm off to the theatre. What, don't you like it?...
• Baldrick, _our_ plan is to find a new leading lady. What is _your_ plan? -- Edmund : Major Sta