Related:

• You may be redneck... if your best suit includes hip waders.
• If you can persuade your customer to tattoo your name on their chest, they probably will not switch brands.
  -- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
• TAPE, MAGNETIC A form of storage, tape was especially developed to make it easy to record and re-record valuable images, sounds or data, onto it.
  The tape can then be played back at will, before suddenly getting caught in the heads of your tape deck one day and consequently losing all the valuable images, sounds and/or data....
• When the lights are out, no one can see you hip-check Quaker Oates.
• It's not sport if you can talk afterwards.
• Can my sword talk to your axe? -- Famous Last Word
• When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 29...
• Hipness is transient. You have to change in order to be continually hip. -- Vinnie Colaiuta