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• Catholics talk about it afterwards.
• Masturbation is great - and you don't have to take your hand out to dinner afterwards and talk to it about its problems.
• Luge is the only sport where you can die during the event and still win.
• America's favorite sport is talking. Football is really just talk.
  You only get about four and a half seconds of action and then everybody talks....
• What do you want to talk about? I can talk about anything, I've been to college.
• If you keep a tight lip, often a lot of loose talk can be prevented.
• Where you can talk to people without using up saliva.
• POLITICIANS do it, but they stay in too long and make you pay for it afterwards.
• Lisa: Mom, can we talk to you? Marge: Can't talk. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.
  Lisa: Uh, neat. -- "Fear of Flying...