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If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
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Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to know the answers.
-- Gene Wolfe, "The Claw of the Conciliato...
If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
You know you say things are 'much of a muchness' -- did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness?
"Really, now you ask me, " said Alice, very much confused, I don't think --" "Then you shouldn't talk," said the Hatter....
Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....
You know you are getting older when the only thing you really want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.