You Know You Are Getting Older When The Only Thing You Really Want For Your Birthday Is Not To Be Reminded Of It.

You Know You Are Getting Older When The Only Thing You Really Want For Your Birthday Is Not To Be Reminded Of It.

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You know you are getting older when the only thing you really want for your
birthday is not to be reminded of it.

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You really are getting older if you can remember when the band could play on, even during a power outage.
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
To be wise, the only thing you really need to know is when to say "I don't know.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your twin sister forgets your birthday.
You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgot your birthday.
You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need. -- Vernon Howard
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
-- Madeline L'Engle...