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If You're Feeling Down, Depressed And Lonely, I Know A Place We Can Go.
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If you're feeling down, depressed and lonely, I know a place we can go.
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I think you ought to know I'm feeling terribly depressed.
-- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Marvi...
I don't need you, you know--I can be lonely all by myself.
I went into a bar feeling a little depressed, the bartender said, "What'll you have, Bud"?
I said," I don't know, surprise me". So he showed me a nude picture of my wife....
June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
Homer: You'll never guess what happened, Marge. Are you ready?
I have a feeling that we may win... the lottery!...
Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but certain not to find her.
Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you....
Yeah I know the feeling.
But I find the old notions somehow appealing. Not that I want to go back to them -- it is outrageous to have some outer authority tell you what is proper use and abuse of your own facultie
and it is ludicrous to hold reason higher than body or feeling....