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If You're Going Faster Than 90 MPH And They Chase You -- Make 'em *earn* It.
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If you're going faster than 90 MPH and they chase you -- make 'em *earn* it.
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
-- George Carli...
Make it right before you make it faster.
Life is 10% what you make of it and 90% how you take it.
A friend is something you earn.
Your dog is aging faster than you are.
The 90's are going to make the 60's look like the 50's.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla.
-- Mitch Ratcliffe...
Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better get it in the front than in the back....