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If You're Gonna Sin, You May As Well Be Original -- The Young One
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If you're gonna sin, you may as well be original
-- The Young Ones
Related:
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not possibly have met.
-- Fran Lebowitz...
Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
(Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate. -- The Young One
Well, you got your mules and you got your racehorses, and you can kick a mule in the ass all you want, and he's still not gonna be a racehorse.
-- Billy Martin, "Esquire", May 1984...
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studie...
If it isn't original, it isn't sin.
If I'm gonna eat somebody, it might as well be you! -- Iguana
SIN OF OMISSION: Any sin that you forgot to commit.