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I've Told You A Million Times Not To Exaggerate. -- The Young One
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I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
-- The Young Ones
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I've told you a million times not to exaggerate. -- The Young One
I've told you MILLIONS of times, don't exaggerate!
Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Major Barbara...
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
"Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen!...
You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
"Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen!...
You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
"Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen....