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If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
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Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready? Burns: Yes. Smithe
Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go, Mr....
Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had lice.
[sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this story going somewhere?...
How many Home Secretaries -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - they merely sack someone else for letting it go out....
You should go home.
You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)
Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
[everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....